Avoiding my paper due in 26 hours...

Assalaamu alaikum wa rahmatullahi wa barakatu everyone!

I saw this over at Umm Aaminah's blog and decided to repost it. I love doing stuff like this; it's a great way to get to know people.


If I were a month, I’d be November.

If I were a day of the week, I’d be Wednesday.

If I were a time of day, I’d be 9 p.m.

If I were a planet, I’d be Uranus. (tee hee, I had to do it)

If I were an animal, I’d be an armadillo.

If I were a direction, I’d be North.

If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a soft, squishy bed.

If I were a liquid, I’d be peppermint tea.

If I were a gemstone, I’d be a ruby.

If I were a tree, I’d be a cherry tree.

If I were a tool, I’d be a needle.

If I were a flower, I’d be a tulip.

If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a cold but sunny day in January.

If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a clarinet.

If I were a color, I’d be brown.

If I were an emotion, I’d be mellow.

If I were a fruit, I’d be a peach.

If I were a sound, I’d be a singing bird.

If I were an element, I’d be silicon.

If I were a car, I'd be a Volvo station wagon. :)

If I were a food, I’d be a roast chicken.

If I were a place, I’d be Minnesota.

If I were a material, I’d be corduroy.

If I were a taste, I’d be sweet.

If I were a scent, I’d smell like pine trees.

If I were an item of clothing, I’d be my favorite denim skirt (same as Umm Aaminah).

If I were a body part, I’d be an eye.

If I were a facial expression, I’d be neutral.

If I were a song, I’d be something classic by James Taylor.

If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be a pair of Mary Janes.